30 Second Review – GhoulieJoe

“Hold Your Breath” in About 30 Seconds

I made another Instagram reel, based on my earlier post about this movie. My oldest kid filmed it. Images of my sparkly, sparkly cue cards are below. (Though technically the Dorothea Lange photo above was taken in California, not Oklahoma. Right time period, wrong state. Courtesy of https://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/dorothea-lange-biography-with-photo-gallery/3097/)

“The Monkey” in Less Than 30 Seconds

Y’all, I made my first Instagram reel. My oldest kid filmed it, and my middle let me throw Jell-O at him. Good times! The cue cards are a bit hard to read, so they’re below. Don’t mind the gelatin splashback.

30 Second Review: “The Substance”

Synopsis: Elisabeth, an actress who has the audacity to age, buys an experimental, well, substance, that clones a younger version of herself. The two have to trade places in stasis mode once a week, and things go downhill once they have difficulty switching. What is the appeal to Elisabeth, exactly? I get that she’s tryingContinue reading “30 Second Review: “The Substance””

30 Second Review: “Hold Your Breath” (2024)

Synopsis: 1933 Oklahoma. A mother and her two children try to survive killer dust storms, men who may or may not be supernatural, and disapproving townsfolk. Sarah Paulson is amazing as always! A grieving woman experiences hallucinations brought on by an inappropriately sinister children’s book. Dust Bowl Babadook! Finally, filmmakers who understand the innate horrorsContinue reading “30 Second Review: “Hold Your Breath” (2024)”