My review of The Unborn is one of my most viewed posts, probably I called it ‘The Unborn’: Panties, Glorious Panties! So I made a reel. My oldest kid directed and my middle stood in for the creepy ghost. They crushed it. My son being menacing: His Will Byers from Stranger Things impression:
Category Archives: 30 Second Review
‘The Banana Splits Movie’ in Just Under a Minute
My review for this is inexplicably one of my most-viewed posts, so I made an Instagram reel for it.
“The Exorcist: Believer” in 35 Seconds
I’ve given up my precious but difficult to see glitter pens. Still can’t draw to save my life.
Instagram Reel: “Nosferatu” (2024) in 35 Seconds
Celebrating one month of Instagram reels! My oldest kid filmed.
“Weapons” in 35 Seconds
Instagram reel! My oldest filmed and my middle let me throw confetti at him. https://www.instagram.com/ghouliejoe?igsh=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==
“The Substance” in 50 Seconds
Instagram reel! My oldest kid filmed, and my middle shows up to be pelted once again, this time with fruit, because I don’t have a firehose or fake blood. The cue cards are below.
“Hold Your Breath” in About 30 Seconds
I made another Instagram reel, based on my earlier post about this movie. My oldest kid filmed it. Images of my sparkly, sparkly cue cards are below. (Though technically the Dorothea Lange photo above was taken in California, not Oklahoma. Right time period, wrong state. Courtesy of https://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/dorothea-lange-biography-with-photo-gallery/3097/)
“The Monkey” in Less Than 30 Seconds
Y’all, I made my first Instagram reel. My oldest kid filmed it, and my middle let me throw Jell-O at him. Good times! The cue cards are a bit hard to read, so they’re below. Don’t mind the gelatin splashback.
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