30 Second Review: “The Substance”

Synopsis: Elisabeth, an actress who has the audacity to age, buys an experimental, well, substance, that clones a younger version of herself. The two have to trade places in stasis mode once a week, and things go downhill once they have difficulty switching.

What is the appeal to Elisabeth, exactly? I get that she’s trying to live vicariously through her clone, but they’re not sharing a consciousness, they just sort of exist adjacent to each other. *Later note: after a lengthy discussion about the film with my sister Leslie, we decided that she wasn’t given enough information about what exactly would happen with the Substance; she’s offered it purposely during an emotionally vulnerable time, and she’s not thinking clearly at all when she signed up for it.

Soooooo beautiful. And disgusting! But beautiful.

Damn, this tirade about objectifying women and only valuing them for their looks hits hard to a female who has never measured up to traditional standards of beauty. Yos, spray that firehose of fake blood! Take that, Hollywood!

Published by GhoulieJoe

I'm a mom who loves horror movies, the '80s, and the library. I write about the above three topics more than is healthy. I've got reviews, listicles, lil nonfiction pieces, and random bits of whutnot. I also included some pretentious as hell microfiction (don't worry, it's at the bottom). Because horror is life and vice versa.

7 thoughts on “30 Second Review: “The Substance”

  1. The wife turned this on. We really enjoyed it, even if things got weird toward the end. I didn’t mind the runtime at all. In fact I wished it was longer. I appreciate how mysterious they kept the substance and the company that produces it, instead of trying to answer all those questions. I heard young people on TikTok were identifying with Sue as the hero. Hard to believe anybody could read the movie that way. As a dad in his 30s, I found Demi Moore, well, more “appealing” than her counterpart anyway.

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    1. I got it from the library. I liked Qualley in Drive Away Dolls. You probably will live, but warning, it is almost two and a half hours long, so you might wish you didn’t if body horror isn’t your thing lol.

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  2. I have the day off today so I watched this and thought it was pretty good and not overly gross-y. I didn’t mind the length but the last 20 minutes or so seemed kind of, um, weird. Still better than a lot of the shit I watch all the time.

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