“The Substance” in 50 Seconds

Instagram reel! My oldest kid filmed, and my middle shows up to be pelted once again, this time with fruit, because I don’t have a firehose or fake blood. The cue cards are below.

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I'm a mom who loves horror movies, the '80s, and the library. I write about the above three topics more than is healthy. I've got reviews, listicles, lil nonfiction pieces, and random bits of whutnot. I also included some pretentious as hell microfiction (don't worry, it's at the bottom). Because horror is life and vice versa. View more posts

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I love this but I can’t get the sound to work on this new laptop so it was a silent movie for me! I hope that whatever was thrown had good squishiness?

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GhoulieJoe says:

January 24, 2026 at 8:59 pm

Thank you! Lol there’s not much sound, just awkward paper flapping and me yelling “Splosh!” when I threw fruit. The reel on Instagram has background music.

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